My Double Lung Transplant

Monday, October 5, 2009

Thanks Acer, for being a total rockstar

I'm in a debate right now with Krystal as to whose laptop sucks more.

Lets examine the key features of both of ours.

Lets start with Yours Truely: Me and the Acer.

Acer Aspire - Key Features:

- 8 years old
- extremely slow
- takes 10 minutes to start up
- frequently freezes
- doesn't have MS Word anymore
- spacebar blinky thing jumps back 3-4 spaces sporadically when typing
- 100lbs
- can't read CDs
- randomly shuts off
- non-functioning battery
- heats up to temps that could potentially cause combustion
- a total peice of shit at times
- friendly and forgiving when smacked

Here is a picture of me:

Krystal's Laptop - Key Features

- shrek green
- left on 99% of the time
- frequently needs to be taken in due to repeated influx of alien computer viruses
- missing the letters 'u', 'z', and 'c'
- has travelled to Iceland and back
- does not have a printer companion

*computer photo not available at the time*

So I ask you people, judging by the key features report stated above, whose computer trumps who when being a total peice of shit?


Amy said...

I think the randomly shutting off puts you in the lead LOL!!!

Megan said...

Yup, I think you're in the lead here. Your list is admittedly longer and more impressive.

But how does Krystal funstion with no U, Z or C ?!

*I'm stealing my bracelet back!* Xx

sweetdeal said...

Gotta go with yours Bree. I think I'd throw the damn thing out the window =)

Kira said...

Go Mac! You will never go back, mine practically sleeps with me!

Jess said...

I think you're winning with those descriptions. If you could call it "winning"...