DAMN YOU FOR STRIKING ME AT MIDNIGHT EVERY NIGHT!
STUPID PREDNISONE. I don't beleive i am actually hungry, I beleive it's the prednisone letting me think i am and forcing me to cave and eat a mountain or the wall across from me. Well I won't. I have will power, damnitt. I WON'T RESORT TO EATING THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE CONSUMED.
Well you know what, munchies, you won't win. No. I won't give in. I've found a way around you (should i be disclosing this? will this come back to haunt me? Holy fuck will i pack on 50lbs unwillingly..?) I'm having a drink instead. Chocolate milk. Good for the bones, since Mr. Prednisone may or may not hurt you. Yup, i'm drinking chocolate milk from a crystal wine glass and doing in with class. That's how it's done, and it makes me feel special.
Maybe the next time the munchies strike I will put on fancy earrings and my nicest item of clothing and drink something really nice from this crystal wine glass.
You won't win. NO. I am horrible, vain person.
I hope this chocolate milk doesn't deposit itslef in my double chin or jowels in the morning, b/c i will be seriously devestated.
And fuck you prednisone for giving me rage!
*flings self onto bed and starts crying*
*screams like a child*
*pushes old ppl out of the way*
Ok i feel better, even if it's only in theory.
A year ago today i had my false alarm. And a year later i have new lungs. That is something to be hugely thankful for.
What else? My sternum hurts:( I'm getting more feeling back...i don't know if it hurts exactly...it feels tight and heavy and like there's pressure on it. My armpit is getting more feeling too. I went for a walk in the hall for 20 minutes and that really helped.
Know what else helps with the sternum pain while walking? LISTENING TO SPICE GIRLS.
*end erratic and random blog entry here*