Smack on the deck

This is the honest to God story my mum told me over supper of how she fell on the deck this morning:

""So i'm out back this morning - having a smoke - and feeding the fish, when it starts to piss rain. So instead of walking from the pond to the deck, i ran. I ran up the stairs when I tripped. I tripped up the first step and landed on my knees. But it didn't stop there. I kept going. I put my arms infront to stop and my head hit the deck chair and i eventually landed with my forehead smack on the deck.

I have a scratch."

OMFG my mum told me this over supper and I seriously died I laughed and coughed so hard. I hope this just made everyone's day.