My Double Lung Transplant

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

World's Oldest Fossilized Sexual Predator Found

A startling, euphoric, almost-inspiring discovery was made by paleontologists recently. The worlds oldest sexual predator, Pervatasaurus, has been unearthed. A member of the Theropod group, and relative to the T-rex, Pervatasaurus was a scavenger who lured smaller dinosaurs into its cave. Living with webbed feet and bad posture, Pervatasaurus could not effectively stand up straight which enabled it to avoid making eye contact with other dinosaurs. From an anthropological perspective - a study not even closely related to paleontology - such a discovery raises questions in my head about what other timeless predators are out there.

Enjoy, and laugh your ass off:

So i know you're all waiting for the verdict on clinic. I have waited to post while i sorted some shit out in my head. Clinic was good, i am officially on their radar i feel and while i thought my status on the list has been changed, i am not so sure that is has been. I had to go for x-rays today, give a two samples of lung goo, and do physio. I got a new script for Tobi, avoided calling into the O2 company about acquiring a new compressor, have effectively neglected to give my script for Tobi into the pharmacy, and have started to develop horrendous pain in my chest, but at the end of the day, things are good.

Tobi again, you ask? Yes, I have to re-start Tobi, the son-of-a-bitch that it is. Remember, you're supposed to do it for 28 days on, 28 days off, then re-start it for 28 days. Or if you're me you follow this schedule: 28 days on, unprecidented amount of time off, 28 days on once we remember again, and so on. Jenna asked me if i feel any differently on it than off it. I said no, that i have to be on it regardless, and stated that, "Tobi makes me feel like i'm dying". I think that's an accurate statement.

Oh well, that's it. All in all, I'm still a happy camper, and Pervatasaurus has made my life today. As i hope it has made yours.

1 comment:

Amy said...

It made mine LOL thank you for showing it to me hahahah!!!

I am the same way with TOBI, only I "forget" to start it on time haha!