Welcome to the world...

Little Owen William Edward!

My friend Jess, who i was a bridesmaid for this past summer, finally had Owen! She was due last friday, and never popped. It didn't matter what she did, or what she took, she wouldn't go into labour, and if she hadn't gone into labour by the end of this week, she was going to be induced.

Well finally, she had him! I am so excited! He's got brown hair and dimples and I'm sure he's absolutely perfect! Like my new toothbrush and my scarf, I'm telling everyone who's willing to listen. I don't care if you're a dog or a cat or an elf, if you have ears i'm going to tell you. I don't care if you don't speak English either: you're being informed and you can just shut the hell up about it. I am going to visit around 6 tonight and may post a pic of this precious bundle of Christmas joy!

I'm sticking to my promise to bring Jess a bag of Ketchup chips and pepsi, and I don't think i'll be allowed to bring in a bottle of Jack Daniel's like I promised.

That may have to wait....

Until then, I'M AN AUNT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**UPDATE**
In my excitement over baby Owen's arrival, I made some peanut butter rice krispie squares (with chocolate drizzled over top!). Upon eating some mix off the spoon, I noticed soon after that there was a mark on the top of the spoon with a bite in the shape of teeth.

I ate some spatula:(

I cannot frigging beleive it.

I ATE PART OF A SPATULA.

I give up.